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me about everything

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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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alotofbeautyinordinarythings:

I feel horrible for blowing Jim’s prank. I don’t know if you can tell, but he’s mildly upset.

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oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Marry me.

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telapathetic:

the floor is a shelf for everything

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

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me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

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